Curse

inchoate · Jun 07, 2008, 06:22 PM // 18:22

Remove all skills EXCEPT Ursan.

No particular reason, I don't use it. I'm just tired of people moaning about it.

aapo · Jun 07, 2008, 07:05 PM // 19:05

Some of the changes suggested are actually kind of cool. And when the thread title is how would you f-up a game, first thoughts posters have are removing ursan. Something for you ursan haters to contemplate...

-------- anyway my suggestions:

- Random pop-up advertisements every other minute.
- Max number of players on outposts would be reduced to 30 to conserve bandwidth. When players attempted to enter outpost with 30 players, the game would give error message and you would be sent to queue.

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oh damn. I can't think of anything else. Those are about the only things that are work in the game. I was going to put arbitrary loot scaling and troubles to finding people to party with, but it's actual reality even now. It's hard to say how PvP arenas could be f-ed up when there's no incentive to play them even now.

Woop Shotty · Jun 08, 2008, 01:03 AM // 01:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkWasp

-Breast sizes increased by 2 meters in diameter.. I mean radius

hahaha... i mean roflmao

Aera Lure · Jun 08, 2008, 01:07 AM // 01:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by aapo

Some of the changes suggested are actually kind of cool. And when the thread title is how would you f-up a game, first thoughts posters have are removing ursan. Something for you ursan haters to contemplate...

I chose removing Ursan among mine, not because it would f-up the game, but because of the whining and moaning it would create. I actually think removing Ursan would be good for the game, among other things, so having the power to do what Anet would not in a fictional thread like this is irresistable.

afya · Jun 08, 2008, 03:42 AM // 03:42

remove titles

Laylat · Jun 08, 2008, 04:46 AM // 04:46

Change Heart of Shadow to have a cost of 1 energy, 1/4 cast time, zero recharge, no after-cast delay. Make it accessable to to both PvE and PvP. Catch me if you can

Edit: Sentence structure :P

shadows of hob · Jun 08, 2008, 06:15 AM // 06:15

Mmmm, diversion?

Oh, remove the mesmer from the game and I would /uninstall.

Torabo · Jun 08, 2008, 06:39 AM // 06:39

Remove PV*
Leave only the character creation screen, and a starting area that has nothing aside for other players, so players can all log in and QQ like they always do.

Icy The Mage · Jun 08, 2008, 06:46 AM // 06:46

so basically make everyone start in Pre, and not be able to leave?

Laylat · Jun 08, 2008, 06:54 AM // 06:54

Introduce shrine npc's that turn hostile upon party resurrection. This npc is equiped with Base Defence.

http://guildwars.wikia.com/wiki/Base_Defense

DarklingKiller · Jun 08, 2008, 06:57 AM // 06:57

All mobs use Ursan Blessing and have R20 Norn. GG.

-Makai- · Jun 08, 2008, 09:57 AM // 09:57

Here is my devious campaign:

Day One:

An array of 100% drop rate green weapons is added that can only be found in Pre-Searing. These items all have 9 req, max damage and max mods. They can only be obtained by lvl 20 characters who are a year or older. Weapons are limited to scythes, spears, daggers, ritualist wands/foci/staves and command/motivation shields. To make it fair for newer players, these items are all worth 1 gold.

Paragon males are switched to females upon logging in (though I'm not sure it would make much of a difference).

Zaishen Chests only drop Creme Brulee's (again, not much of a change).

Ursan Blessing now requires a $1.99 per minute service charge.

Day Two:

All female bust meshes are greatly reduced in scale.

Anyone who stays in Shing Jea Monastery for more than 10 minutes will instantly be teleported to lvl 5 of Frostmaw's Burrow. If EoTN is not detected, the player will be banned for 24 hours.

The Hard/Normal Mode buttons are grayed out when activated and vice-versa.

Day Three:

Anyone who deletes a female character will have their account suspended for 48 hours.

Instead of adding a healing bonus, Divine Favor now harms party members.

Any character named with two or more X's next to each other is not allowed to participate in PvP areas.

If EoTN is installed, upon login, the player will be sent to Ascalon City. If Prophecies is not installed, the player will be banned for 24 hours.

Day Four:

After at least 800 GW Guru threads (not posts) are created, female bust sizes are returned.

If Prophecies is installed, the player will be sent to Yohlon Haven. If Nightfall is not installed, the player will be banned for 24 hours.

All henchmen are removed from the game and heroes' levels are permanently set at lvl 1. Guild Halls and chat are also disabled.

A hair changer NPC is added to Lion's Arch, Kaineng Center, Kamadan and Gunnar's Hold. After using the service, the player is disconnected and the character is deleted.

Day Five:

Anyone who creates a female character will be permanently banned.

If Nightfall is installed, the player will be sent to Shing Jea Monastery. If Factions is not installed, the player will be sent to lvl 5 of Frostmaw's Burrow.

Day Six:

Ursan Blessing is removed from the game. A large amount of the GW community rejoices! Perhaps this is a sign of good things to come!

Day Seven:

Arena.net and NCSoft are sold to EA Games.

natmarie21 · Jun 08, 2008, 12:09 PM // 12:09

the computer randomly draws misleading directions during missions + quests in PUGs so you end up walking into huge mobs + you don't get anywhere. If you try to go in any other direction, the game automatically makes you + your team run into a wall with no hope of getting unstuck. Then Brother Mhenlo arrives in a bananna suit and starts doing the song and dance of 'It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!!' Brother Mhenlo then puts mending and healing breeze on you

Icy The Mage · Jun 08, 2008, 03:11 PM // 15:11

Give one person "Base Defense" randomly, in every alliance battle

Teh [prefession]-zorz · Jun 08, 2008, 03:13 PM // 15:13

Ruric Doesnt Die.

oliverrr1989 · Jun 08, 2008, 03:16 PM // 15:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by IcyFiftyFive

Give one person "Base Defense" randomly, in every alliance battle

Why not give everyone base defence in every alliance battle? Heck why stop there, lets give them celestial skills too, and kurzick/luxon ones regardless of their profession...this would be mandatory of course.

But its ok because with the universal 10 mil faction reward from playing, people wouldn't stay around for too long :P

Wow, I should work for Anet.

Nessar · Jun 08, 2008, 03:19 PM // 15:19

-Make PvE mobs have ursan and hb monks (r15 Ursan to be exact)
-When you die in PvP arenas, your weapons drop and can be picked up by anyone
-If you die in hard mode you are de-lvled to lvl 1 and lose all your titles
-PvP in towns...oh boy, how fun
-Break the economy more and make ectos/armbraces drop from grawl in ascalon :3

Henchman · Jun 08, 2008, 03:22 PM // 15:22

Increase the armor rating of FOW armor by exactly 1 point for each class (Warriors have 81, casters have 61...). Let the ecto farming begin...

meat shield · Jun 08, 2008, 05:59 PM // 17:59

keep it as it is

really...

beanerman_99 · Jun 08, 2008, 06:24 PM // 18:24

Let us take henchmen into Fow, UW, and all the other Leet areas.